“Yeah, this’ll do.”

Not “this’ll do” in the resigned, rental-scooter-in-Mykonos sense. More in the “I may have just found the most fun way to keep up with big capacity bikes on a mountain road” sense. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned from years of motorcycles, moustaches, questionable decisions and The Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride, it’s that fun usually starts where ego ends.

So there I was, 1.87 metres tall, 116kg and more on the “don’t make me run, I am full of chocolate” side, standing next to Triumph’s new 2026 Scrambler 400 XC at the press ride launch in Victoria, Australia. The exact location? The Yarra Ranges, and the kind of winding roads that make riders forget about emails, calories and whatever sensible thing they were supposed to be doing that day.

The bike? A yellow and black Scrambler 400. The rider? A big man on a small-capacity bike. And I’ll say this upfront: I loved it.

Not because it’s fast. It isn’t. Not because it’s going to chase down sports bikes on the straights. It won’t. Not because it has some chest-thumping, arm-stretching torque curve that makes you feel like you’re being fired out of a cannon. It absolutely does not. But because, on the right road, with the right mindset, this thing is pure, stupid, nimble fun.

The Scrambler 400 XC is not trying to be a litre bike. It is not trying to win a pub horsepower argument. It is not the motorcycle equivalent of a bloke in a tight T-shirt telling you how much he deadlifts. It’s more like your awkward-in-social-scenarios mate, who gets way too drunk, then somehow becomes the life of the party.

Through the twisty stuff, it comes alive. Through the Yarra Ranges, where the road folds and curls through the trees, the little-capacity Triumph felt light, playful and refreshingly unintimidating. You don’t so much wrestle it into corners as suggest a direction and let it happily scamper off. It tips in easily, changes direction without drama and gives you that rare feeling of using a motorcycle rather than being used by one.

That’s the joy of small-capacity bikes. You ride them properly. You work with the engine, carry corner speed, choose your lines and keep momentum flowing. There’s no lazy handful of torque to bail you out and no ridiculous top-end rush to disguise poor riding. You have to participate. You need to remain focused on every corner.

And that’s where the XC makes sense. Sure, on the open stretches, you quickly remember you’re on a 400. If your plan is to sit above 140km/h or keep a pack of sports bikes honest in a straight line, you’re going to need either more engine or a very generous interpretation of reality. It runs out of horses when the road opens up, and no amount of cafe racer crouching, wishful thinking or motivational speeches inside your helmet will turn it into a superbike.

But honestly, who cares? Because the second the road tightens again, the little Scrambler starts grinning. Or maybe that was me. To be fair, it was both of us. What surprised me most was not that it felt small. It didn’t. And that’s important.

The “small” part of this bike is the capacity, not the presence. Physically, the Scrambler 400 XC has proper proportions. At 1.87m, I didn’t feel perched on top of something undersized, nor did I feel like I had accidentally stolen a learner bike from a 17-year-old. It has the stance, height and riding position of a real motorcycle. The sort of thing a bigger rider can get on without immediately looking for a chiropractor or a dignity-preservation strategy.

That is rare in this class and, to be completely transparent, I actually preferred the dimensions of this Scrambler compared to the larger capacity ones.  A lot of small-capacity motorcycles are brilliant in theory, then slightly comedic in practice for bigger riders. Knees too high, bars too close, seat too low, ego quietly leaking out of your boots. The XC avoids that. It gives you the accessibility and playfulness of a 400 without the cramped proportions that often come with the category.

For me, that was a massive part of the appeal. It delivered all the small-capacity charm, like lightness, simplicity, modest power and big smiles, while still feeling like a full-sized motorcycle underneath me. That’s the sweet spot. Not “big man on small bike” in the circus sense. More “big man on a properly proportioned bike with a cheeky single cylinder engine that’s ready to play.”

And that became the theme of the day. Motorcycling can sometimes get a bit too serious. Too much spec-sheet chest-beating. Too much “how many horsepower?” and not enough “how much did you laugh?” The Scrambler 400 XC is a reminder that fun is not measured in cubic capacity.

That’s very much my kind of motorcycle. It also looks the part. The yellow and black livery, the sculptured tank, the upright stance, the scrambler silhouette, the little headlight guard, the handguards, bash plate and high front fender. It has more than enough style to make you look back at it after parking. And we all know that matters.

Is it perfect? No. It could use more torque. It could use more horsepower. It could use a bit more shove when the road straightens and your ego starts writing cheques the engine can’t cash. But I’m not sure I’d want it to be dramatically different. More power might make it objectively better, but it might also sand off the thing that makes it so charming.

The fun is in the lightness. The simplicity. The riding position. The fact that you can ride it hard without feeling like you’re about to require a lawyer, a surgeon or both. By the end of the ride around Marysville and the surrounding hills, I found myself thinking less about what the bike lacked and more about what it gave me. Confidence. Laughs. Flow. The feeling of being part of the road rather than simply attacking it.

And maybe that’s the point. The 2026 Triumph Scrambler 400 XC is not for the rider who needs to be the fastest person to the next town. It’s for the rider who knows the best part of the ride happens before the straight. It’s for people who understand that a motorcycle doesn’t need massive horsepower to feel substantial, and it doesn’t need a huge engine to be properly entertaining.

This bike hit a very particular sweet spot for me. It made me laugh. It made me ride properly. It made the Yarra Ranges feel like a playground. And it made me realise that perhaps the most gentlemanly thing a man can do is stop pretending he needs 150 horsepower to have a good time.

Sometimes, all you need is a 400, a twisty road and a group of mates. Big man. Small capacity. Full-sized fun. And absolute bang for buck! 

For pricing, head to Triumph Australia or Triumph Global.

Photography by Dean Walters.

The numbers for those playing at home:

Capacity – 398cc
Horses – 39.5
Gears – 6

Front wheel – 19 Inch
Rear wheel – 17 Inch

Front end – 43mm USD with 150mm wheel travel
Rear end – Gas monoshock with 150mm wheel travel and pre-load adjustment

Front brakes – Single 320mm four-piston radial caliper and ABS
Rear brakes – Single 230mm Single Piston floating caliper ABS

Service Interval 16,000km or 12 months (which ever comes first)